"White blood cells attack bacteria. And if they're losin', your mom can give you medicine to help them win."
"I want to be Italian like you're Italian, Daddy. Timmy doesn't want to be Italian, just American... because he doesn't want to twirl his spaghetti."
"If Timmy gets drafted by Philadelphia, that will just mean that God wants us to be Flyers fans."
"I'm allergic to toilet paper. If I blow my nose in it before I go to bed, I have bad dreams."
(Timmy: "Therese... you don't know what you're talking about.")
"Does God know phonics? ... Well, why can't HE correct Timmy's phonics, and you can do this with me!"
"Mommy, can I have a treat? You can say yes or no. But if you say yes, I will love you."
While painting a Baby Jesus ornament with topcoat: "Mary used to do this, right? ...Put a topcoat on baby Jesus to keep Him warm?"
"The only weather I like is plain hot, super hot, and sweat." (Not related to her mother on that one. ;) )
Timmy: "Look at those two cows wrestling!"
Therese: "I think they're playing train."
